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Zombification. September 21, 2007

Posted by aleksy in Complaining, General, Introspective.
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Ah.

….

Ahhhhhhhh!

I don’t want to write my paper. It’s a theme, which will be entitled, “Why Communism Sucks”. I can be so intelligent sometimes. Its too bad that bravado can actually be convincing, since I only picked that topic to sound smart, only to learn that the paper is due a day later. Stare. Drool. Sigh. I know what Communism IS, but I don’t know the intricacies of it. Blaaaaah.

Sometimes I miss wandering around the house, a glassy-eyed human butt wipe who shuffles from computer to couch to refrigerator. That’s not true, but it’s times like these where I my will falters and I sigh, metaphorically glancing over my shoulder. It is nice to assimilate into a system though. You know, feel like you belong. Morph into a niche. Conform. That’s blasphemy, but a truth none the less. They don’t call the vast majority of the world sheep for nothing. I guess I’m really NOT above the rest. Hmph.

I think my plan to join the FBI is going to work. I’ve got a lot work to do, but right now it seems like it’s a good direction to shoot for. Right after I write the Next Great American Novel and become a Rock Goddess.

Sigh.

Degeneration Stirs Anew. September 12, 2007

Posted by aleksy in General, Uncategorized.
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So here I am. Joining the ranks of voices unheard. Again.

This is generally where I should proclaim my intent, I suppose. See, the thing is I don’t have one just yet. I’m not exactly at the ripe old age where anecdotal stories fly from my fingertips, nor am I worldly to the point where I can spew useful, heartfelt advice and commentary.

So what’s my selling point? How do I ensnare readers without becoming  a complete blog whore? Um. I dunno. Basically I’m going to present a viewpoint of the world from a…unique vantage point. You’ll see.